YEETUS DELETUS

When you're trying to ban someone with the speed of a yeet.

Ooo you trying to trigger me?
YEETUS DELETUS!

by NobleShyGuy November 8, 2018

Dash Delete

This is where, you meet a person of off a chatroom/website, with intent to get with them or further, but instead you turn up to find that they are hideously ugly, there fore you dash home and delete them off of said chatroom/website thus solving your problem.

Bill met up with Sarah who he found on myspace, only to turn up to find sarah was dirt blud so he dash deleted her enit.

by GG-BIGBOI January 4, 2008

Delete it fat

When you tell someone to delete something you don't like and to do it in a fast manner.

Demi Lovato dm'ed a fan to delete a post. She told them to "delete it fat before I fuck you up".

by Brooklyngp January 4, 2015

Delete You

Completely erasing someone from your life after they have either broke your heart, hurt you, betrayed you, annoyed you, and/or lost you as friend. Burning pictures, deleting numbers,facebook,buddy list, emails, tearing up letters.

Usually accompanied by intense heartache or crying

Anthony- Rachel it is over I have moved on

Rachel {Walks away crying}

Rachel(At Home)- I HATE YOU ANTHONY WHY DID I EVER LOVE YOU YOU ARE OUT OF MY LIFE!! I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING YOU. DELETE YOU!!

by imgointhrushitD.L.A.S. October 14, 2009

wii deleted you

a creepypasta or something about the wii console

Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that

by ThatNoobWithAhatakabarin June 8, 2021

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)

hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019

DNA DELETE

Erasing all electronic evidence of a person or a relationship, to include contact information, emails, texts, phone call records, etc...

I broke up with Karen. I had to do a "DNA delete" on her ass. Bitch no longer exists!

My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.

by orientxp July 13, 2011