deedle-honk

Squeezing a penis.

Mom deedle-honked dad while I was in the backseat.

by Bricetoria Fuperly March 25, 2012

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Pedes A Deedling

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

Deadly Semen Backup

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

by wslngy January 9, 2015

deadly

To drive(by yourself) 6-999,999,999,999,999,999,999 both legal and new Bentley motor vehicles at a time without any help WHATSOEVER.

Wow, that kid really is, deadly.

by not legally GTA_DEADLY August 27, 2023

tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

by E and L October 4, 2006

big momma deadly hoot

A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!

Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?

Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!

by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020