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Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.
by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017
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Destroy your dick decembre

The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.
"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."
by Robetta November 2, 2018
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decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.
I need to get some decompression in my spa.
by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018
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Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020
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Decompressurize

A combination word that Dr. Guy Williams created to describe something he knows nothing about.
When Dr. Guy Williams and his wife Momo went diving in the Bahamas they had to decompressurize before surfacing to avoid getting the bends.
by Colton Langberg September 29, 2020
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Dehombreux

pronounced: dom-brue
long ass confusing Belgium french name, people with this name act like know it alls and are all very bossy. They tend to be stuck up french people, who take drinking beer too seriously.
"They are such a Dehombreux 🙄"
"I know right 🙄🙄"
by froggie soaper November 21, 2021
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Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.
Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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