Gender Studies Degree

1. A useless degree that has absolutely 0 job prospects.
2. The most effective way to have a negative net worth for the rest of your life.
3. The reason why the wage gap many people in this major complain about exists.
4. A great way to reduce the competition for people going into actual useful majors (ex. engineering, doctor, lawyer, etc.).
5. The greatest scam known to man. (Yes I said “man.” DEAL WITH IT!!!)

Elite #1: Alright we need to make even more money pronto, anybody got any pitches!
Elite #2: I got it! We create a new degree for gullible 18 year olds, primarily women, to fall for called “gender studies degree.” It will be a degree that complains about how oppressed women are, and also the gender wage gap, in which the students will pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn about. Then, when they graduate, they will not be able to get any job, thus contributing to the oppression of women, as well as the wage gap they will complain about.
Elite #1: That. Is. FUCKING GENIUS!!! We’re gonna be twice as rich as we were before!

by Boss 7067 February 22, 2022

3rd Degree

When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.

"Quit givin' me the 3rd degree about the party, okay? Nothing happened."

by Stud April 11, 2005

Third degree tear

A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.

friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"

by Alfredo Griffin December 14, 2010

Degree Mill

Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.

Also known as a Diploma Mill

Well known places that are degree mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.

by David McBride March 24, 2008

six degrees of wikipedia

The theory that any two subjects on the wikipedia are connected in some way by clicking on the links of the articles.

An example of the six degrees of wikipedia would be something like going from Kevin Bacon to Entertainment Weekly to Sean Connery etc, etc.

by Sholom22 November 11, 2006

40 degree day

a situation in which nothing special happens; in which expectations are not met

The Wire, Stringer Bell-"It's like a 40 degree day...Nobody give a fuck about 40! Nobody remember 40."

by 64impala March 13, 2008

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006