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Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
by angry viewer August 13, 2008
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Deathgasm

1) The feeling of having an abnormally strong orgasm to the point that you fear for your life.
2) A word to describe the look on someone's face just before they die of an incredibly powerful orgasm.
When Rollie sent her boyfriend nude photos, the look on his face could only be described as a deathgasm.
by justanemokid February 24, 2009
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deathhawk

A style of mohawk worn by goths and deathrockers. A good example would be Johnny Slut from the band Specimen.
The death-hawk is typically dyed black and backcombed/teased rather than combed straight up as in the punk mohawk.
Jonny Slut's deathhawk is angled. It is thicker in the back and angles inward as you get to his forehead.
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after ejaculating too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from cumming to much.
"I want that toxic goth chick to deathmilk me."
"This will be my last cum, she is about to deathmilk me."
by Trust SISI September 23, 2023
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confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.
I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.
by wbcjshi February 3, 2010
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deathmatter56

a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".
p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."
by creepy carrie April 23, 2009
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celebrity deathmatch

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.
by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004
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