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Death Valley

Where the Blue Ridge has yawned its mediocracy since the conversion of CFB into the NMIFL. Seriously, screw this NIL stuff and the portal.

Still the better university by far.
Syracuse, SMU, and Duke managed to make Death Valley look like a joke for the 2025-26 Tigers season. At least they made it to a bowl game unlike a certain other school...

death valley clown car 

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.
Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!

death valley driver 

A maneuver used in professional wrestling. The executor sets it up by placing his opponent in a standing fireman's carry. He then proceeds to drop the user sideways so that his head crashes into the canvas. (Although taller wrestlers performing the maneuver often will flip the person over completely.)

The move was popularized in the US in the mid-90s by Louie Spicolli in ECW, although it likely was already being used in Japan.
"It almost looked like the Brooklyn Brawler had the match won, but Tommy Dreamer hit him with the Death Valley Driver, knocking him out cold."
death valley driver by Lunarsight September 11, 2004

Death Valley Saints 

A sensational rock-based group from L.A

myspace.com/deathvalleysaints
Guy: "Hey Chuck Norris whats your favorite band?"
Chuck Norris:"There is only one band which produces a sound that I consider to be music, they are the Death Valley Saints"

Death Valley Clown Car 

The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.
Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!

death valley steamer 

When a girl shits between your balls
Shelly got excited and plopped a big steamy load, a death valley steamer, poop in the valley of my balls.