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lesbian bed death

the ocurrence when sexual activity diminishes and eventually virtually ceases after the first stages of a lesbian relationship, and the couple become more like friends or companions.

Although it is a widespread myth that the "bed death" is mainly common amongst lesbians, is is not a trait exclusive to lesbian realtionships. On contrary it is common for sexual activity to decrease in all romantic relationships after the first stages.

The term was coined by sex resercher Pepper Schwartz.
Is the "lesbian bed death" a myth?
by Johanna Karlsson June 18, 2008
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lesbian bed death

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net
'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'
by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006
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Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012
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Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.
(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.
by Yep Yep July 10, 2005
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Deathbed Relationship

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.
Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.
by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014
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deathbed sex

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.
OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!
by £1f July 7, 2017
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Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.
"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"
by Kekambas013 May 17, 2012
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