dealismmmm

A person who pretends to be a WWE Icon; claims Vince McMahon is a person friend; is waiting for the call from Vince to come and join WWE programming as a superstar.

Dealismmmm: Vince won't call me because he knows I will KILL the competition.

by TheOneTruBitch March 29, 2004

Deacism

Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.

Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.

by Mad_pyro February 11, 2009

Deanism

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

by #Deanism May 23, 2013

Deafist

A term used when discriminating against deaf people, rather like racist and sexist.

"A deaf person can drive a train!"
"HOW?"
"Specially designed train.... you are so deafist!"

by BambiBobo February 21, 2013

Deaism

using an excuse that you are very extremely hungry in order to start an uplifting conversation

D : Hey Bro, i have been stuck in gunung sahari traffic for 30 minutes, I feel Deaism up in here!
R : I knew it... Deaism strike again

by rayloveswork September 17, 2013