Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 2, 2013

dead on the reeds

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

by snakemanjames August 19, 2009

dead on site

It means someone wants to fight you right at that second.

Girl#1: I don't like you
Girl#2: Dead on site. Come on!

by Dead On Site April 3, 2016

Dead on dick

A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.

I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!

by Tommy Gfolk March 31, 2021

dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

by Skūłł May 25, 2021

dead on balls

a phrase, used only by incredibly un-cool people, to indicate that something is extremely accurate and/or correct.

cool person: "That guy looks like Scoot, the barefoot cop from West Virginia."

incredibly un-cool person "Dead on balls!"

by an incredibly cool person February 4, 2010

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020