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Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
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Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.
Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.
by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011
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facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
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Facebookly dead

1°) When someone is not going on Facebook anymore.

2°) When you delete someone from your friends list.
Guy # 1: Dude, you didn't answered my last message 2 days ago
Guy # 2: Yeah, my laptop is broken, I've been facebookly dead for over a week.

Girl #1: How's your boyfriend ?
Girl #2: We broke up, he's facebookly dead to me.
by Tobar4 December 24, 2010
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deadface

the condition someone's face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.
i was talking to Jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.
by oldface July 6, 2009
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