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dysonpussy

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
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ddiso

Really cool person in general. Mostly plays sports or does art. Mostly likely NOT to succeed in like. And gets really annoying.
Ddiso is such a good athlete. But so annoying.
by KeiraKara April 14, 2020
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DDRsole

A DDR player that behaves like an utter asshole.

Examples: Excessive bragging about skill that may or may not exist.

Racist and/or sexist remarks.

Constantly blaming every great, good, boo, and NG on the pads.

Assuming that he/she is the only person present worthy of time on the machine.

Being dismissive and/or rude to "lesser" players, simply because they can't hit arrows with their feet as rhythmically.
"Oh God. Jeremy's having another temper tantrum, throwing chairs around the arcade, because he didn't AA Max300. What a DDRsole."
by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004
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dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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ddison

Your dumb bitch and you are probably from tik tok and doing the trend bye
Tik tok ddison
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