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Pie and Beer Day

An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.
Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.
by postmalone69 July 25, 2019
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Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer
Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day
by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019
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National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.
friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
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National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
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Beer and Bon Bon Day

Beer and Bon Bon day is an intermittent semi annual holiday revolving around the need for a day where you do nothing but consume alcoholic beverages and/or beverages of high sugar/caffeine content and eat food items that are lacking in nutritious value, high in fat/sugar/salt content and are extremely satisfying to the pallet. It can be declared to treat broken hearts, loss of jobs, death of beloved hamsters, etc.

You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.

Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.

Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is moving to Japan.
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
by Bessie Lou February 16, 2010
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National beer in my hair day

The 29th of April is the national beer in my hair day. You go around with a beer in your hair and you would be competly normal.
Josh: Why do you have a beer in your hair?
Me: Because it's national beer in my hair day, try it!
by anonymous April 25, 2018
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National drink a beer for Gabe day

July 18th is national drink a beer for Gabe day just a good reason to drink if don’t have one
Yo niggie it’s July 18th national drink a beer for Gabe day gotta put some for Gabe
by Banone April 16, 2020
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