by Mr.Bigglesworth March 27, 2008
a secretly gay closet monger who loves to be a pushover and tool among "friends". A davis loves to have a "girlfriend" just so others won't suspect his true sexuality. Davis' also walk with an abnormal bounce, tsk a lot, and tell the same jokes over and over. They seek approval among peers and often mimic humorous actions/behaviors of others. A davis also will never ask a girl out, until pressured to. Once a davis begins going out with a girl, he will neglect her, mainly because davis' love cock. A davis will try to be self-righteous in his decisions but to everyone else, he's just a closet-homo/tool. Davis' also have very yellow teeth, no pubic hair whatsoever, and the body of a 8 year old. Davis' enjoy eating fried goods such as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers.
Person 1: Yo man, what's up with Andy? Why hasn't he asked Amy out yet?
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame
Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis
Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!
Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame
Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis
Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!
Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis
by Jen Hastings November 12, 2006
A town near Sacramento, California, where it smells like cows and the people are hippies that fuck without condoms.
Alphonse: Hey dude, where are we at?
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!
by Alphonse June 04, 2005
Another term for a dick. It can be used as almost any form of speech. If the suffix "piece" is added to "davis" it more specifically refers to the penis and not the person to whom the penis belongs. Such as "davispiece." Without the piece, the word davis can refer to almost anything including people.
n) "My Davis"
v) "Tom davised all over her face"
adj) "That's so davis"
participle) "Yo, quit davising around"
exclamation) "DAVIS"
v) "Tom davised all over her face"
adj) "That's so davis"
participle) "Yo, quit davising around"
exclamation) "DAVIS"
by Steve Robinson April 12, 2006
a female cat that has no hair and used to be blind but due to evolving the davis can now see. Now that the davis can see what it looks like, they refuse to mate in all places exept Pocono Palace.
by im never wrong March 21, 2017
You know that kid that's always having sex at school and masturbating in class once he fucked a girl in the bathroom and was caught with cum all over his hand in class
Teacher says don't be like "davis"
Teacher says don't be like "davis"
by Madhawa December 14, 2019
Davis’s are very sexy and are tall with beautiful brown eyes and brown hair. They usually play basketball and football, but do not fall for a davis because you could find that they are gay! It doesn’t matter how sexy a girl is, if you put her in front of a davis, he would be weird about smashing.
friend 1: That fine girl just told him she would smash and he said no!
friend 2: Yeah he’s definitely a davis.
friend 2: Yeah he’s definitely a davis.
by swag123yuh April 30, 2019