Dasani

Worst flavored water in the universe. It has a stank to it.

Give me that Dasani.
Nah fam its TRASHHHHH

by Thicc_boi_daddy January 5, 2020

Danunism

A cult for people who love to party, fuck, and drink beer. A religion, if you will. The people of danunism, (also known as Danunists) respect their leader, Danacus. The people of Danunism must follow the 'Ten commandments of Danunism', which include: No pants on after 7 o'clock, no shirt saturdays are still on the go, & we will always be jacked.. with daniels. The motto for Danunism is "Always drink on a day that ends with a 'Y'" The flag for Danunism Includes pictures of beer pong, condoms, and a smiley face, and a giant 'Y' (In reference to the motto.) Danunism also has its own anthem.

Danunists: *Having a time, with everyone else in the Danunism cult*

Christians: Brb, reading the bible.

by Prouddanunist October 5, 2011

Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

by KevinWoods October 18, 2016

DARUNIAAA

Daruniaaa is a word that is meant to be said a dar-u-shaa in polish this word was made by a (41) year old man named Tom

Tom- OhHHhhh little Daruniaaa is here

Laura ( a bish)- BAHAHAHAHAH

Olimpia- ItS nOt DaRuNiAaA iTs DaRuShA

Laura- (when daria comes)

Laura-(tells all about)

Daria- (Laughs)

Laura-(laughs)

by real storys October 6, 2021

Dasani

Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.

Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.

More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.

Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.

...and Dasani was quickly withdrawn before the debate and even marketing had really begun.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

State of Disunion

That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.

ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?

it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...

by YAWA February 4, 2020

daunis

A guy who is very stupid like autisctic

Ayy you a fucking daunis my nigga

by Uldis February 19, 2018