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ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.
by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008
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Ted Danson Episode

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.
Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?
by Sleepishy March 30, 2024
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Dirty Danson

When you spank your chihuahua before using money as a condom and fucking a teddy bear.
Lj pulled a dirty danson last night after playing rust.
by negroinanelevator January 1, 2026
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Rian Dawson

The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.
Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth
Fan: Tell me about it
by lolwowno May 17, 2014
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danonation

a group of people, particularly on tik tok are people who are obsessed/a fan of paul dano or as most people know him as, the riddlers actor (i am in the danonation)
person 1: bro did you hear about something called the danonation?

person 2: yeah, seems kinda weird.
by old used sock April 18, 2022
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Mark Dantonio

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo
Mark Dantonio should be in jail
by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018
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Jack Dawson

A character from the movie Titanic.

The epitome of the perfect man.

He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.
Girl 1: How's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: He's nice and all, but he's no Jack Dawson.
by jessrules March 30, 2011
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