Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009

Danger Zone

When you are in a dangerous situation i.e. the danger zone

"You know what's dangerous? Your obsession with me. Seriously Lana, call Kenny Loggins because you're in the Danger Zone."

by SterlingArcher March 25, 2010

danger noodle

A snake

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

by tannerge January 21, 2016

Danger Hair

A woman with hair dyed in bright and exotic color(s) who is also crazy. A play on exotic amphibians and reptiles whose bright colors serve to signify to that they are dangerous (ie, poisonous).

Stay away from Zoey. She’s a danger hair— cute but crazy. Like a poison dart frog.

by BoobDole69 January 5, 2019

Danger Pork

Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.

A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."

by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

In danger

You.

You’re in danger. Start running.

by Kermitthefrog55 January 13, 2023

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika July 30, 2008