Dirty Dandelion

A dirty asshole

Ryan is a dirty dandelion.

Gosh! Your a such a dirty dandelion!

by Allyscia-Jade September 29, 2019

Miami Dandelion

A sexual move where cocaine is snorted from the pubic hair.

Daniel earned money for concert tickets by letting old men give him a Miami Dandelion.

by roachez August 6, 2015

blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion eater

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.

Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.

by Jhonka December 21, 2003

dandelion

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008

dandelion day

A happy day, the brightest in the longest time ever. When you have a dandelion day, you feel nice and soft on the inside because everything feels warm.

I had a dandelion day when I spent Saturday with my best friends and they told me that they loved me.

by Suzanne C. January 28, 2014