Damp Wood

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

by tmh3 July 23, 2009

Damita

The name Damita is a Spanish name meaning a beautiful loving and kind little princess.

Hey Damita.
Your Very Damita Today.

by Spanish Princess October 28, 2017

smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

Damperfan

An individual who enjoys listening to the podcast Dampercast, the official podcast of generation Y on iTunes by themselves.

I am one of many Damperfans found around the world listening to dampercast.

by ParPutt May 25, 2009

damp sponge

Noun - To be #rude someone Adj - To copy someone Moral - DON’T BE A DAMP SPONGE

Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now

by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017

hum dampster

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus while humming during a shower or in a rainstorm.

OneLisa and her Fake Boyfriend Hum Dampstered in the hotel room before going to a $2000 pre fixe dinner with wine pairings.

by OneTC October 8, 2019

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003