Dafuq

The word commonly used by Luke Hemming in "Let Me Just Double Check" on Wattpad

Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them."
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"

by Smh gay ships ruined my life April 16, 2015

dafuq

1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.

what dafuq is this?

by loverlyidear August 7, 2012

Dafuq

What the fuck?

Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!

by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER December 4, 2012

dafuqboom

cringe ass youtuber who spams gmod videos of fucking head coming out of a toilet whose audience consists of 3 year olds

pradyumna : Have you watched dafuqboom's new skibidi toilet video ?
rishaan : No , im not a nigger

by triggerman02 October 22, 2023

Dafuq

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".

The primary export of Dafuq is falafel

by MISTER OWNINATOR September 8, 2013

dafuq

like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck

dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock

by Elliot W. January 4, 2009

Dafuq

It is slang for The Fuck. It is also a short way of saying it. Since in nowadays that's what the 'cool' kids do.

Jimmy: Hey Todd, do you know what a rainbow kiss is?

Todd: Dafuq is that?

by Praendra June 7, 2016