Daddyitus

A mental illness where one begins to act more like a father. Most notable telling dad jokes

Person 1: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans.
Person 2: What’s wrong with you? You must have daddyitus.

by YaBoiSkiinyPenis November 16, 2017

daddystar

a term used for a particularly sexy dad. Can also be used to describe a women who enjoys acting out in sexual ways. Also enjoys a nice cold brewsky and a fat lip.

damn daddystar, you sexy af

by dbex98 February 15, 2017

DaddyClause

A guy who likes to dress up as a santa claus on the beach and yell, ENGLAND!!!!!!

The guy likes to be a DaddyClause

by SubToMeAtCoreRyanYT November 30, 2018

daddyiator

a daddy alligator

omg look a big, large, daddyiator!

by daddyiator September 14, 2022

Daddytastic

Fantastic but sexual. When you are with someone who you enjoy the presence of so much, when you reach your orgasm the experience was just, daddytastic.

"He was so good last night, it was daddytastic!"

by anonymous January 27, 2023

daddysitting

1. Watching your elderly father, because can't be left alone;
2. Sitting in the lap of a "Daddy."

I can't meetup right now, because I'm daddysitting while my mom is at the grocery store.
OR: Evan enjoyed being daddysat by Keisha, who teased him playfully.

by Bohemian Dork August 5, 2024