Daltus

A daltus is a word that describes outcast walruses who stray from the pack and prefers solitude. When a human is called a daltus, it usually refers to a loser or someone not socially acceptable.

Also, a good nickname for people named Dalton or Walrus.

That's a daltus cause it's all alone.

by Fatty@Heart November 5, 2010

dicture

A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.

Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.

by EZBaked October 18, 2010

Dictures

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.

"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"

by DangerDong January 25, 2009

dicturbail

Absolute dicturbail hairline. Buick will do 0-60 in 10 seconds

The dicturbail is menda giving some heavily in the Buick

by Dryden Flair January 14, 2021

Dayturnal

A moron's rendition of "diurnal," the actual word meaning the opposite of nocturnal.

John: I heard humans was dayturnal, them is the opposite of owls.

Me: Humans are diurnal creatures, not "dayturnal," you fucking idiot.

by Pnohmmin' It July 7, 2011

Dayturnal

It's diurnal. A word uneducated people use to sound creative, cause they've only ever heard of the more commonly used 'nocturnal'.

Idiot: Karah is dayturnal because she wakes-
Smart person: Dude, shut up, it's diurnal.

by GodoftheGame July 7, 2011

dacruz'd

To be deceived or lead on by someone on any social network, or chat session who's claiming to be someone or something they're not and tries anything to make you believe them with words that might interest you. While they're just sitting behind whatever devices they're using and their true identity is being concealed while giving you false information about themselves. See catfished.

I was waiting for Tony to show up at 3 but he dacruz'd me and arrived at 5.

When I asked him why he was late he just shrugged ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by KiloAnts May 26, 2020