D.A.D

One who is a Dirty Ass Diddler.

Dude, I can't believe you gave Luke a blumpkin, You're such a D.A.D

by Porostosky August 21, 2007

D.A.D

Drunk And Desperate. A text message sent to an easy going area code chic who's always ready to take what's on the menu.

Mark: Hey man, been sippin up whole day, lets go look for some gimme girls.

Luke: Yeah cuh, I just sent Suvvy a D.A.D text and she's like hell yeh c'mon over :D

by Meshberg December 3, 2010

D.A.D

A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.

What'd you do today?

D.A.D

by don juan1 December 25, 2007

D.A.D.

Acronym; "Dark Armed Dragon"; a prominent card in the metagame of a popular TCG. Confuses the heck out of other people when spoken.

Card game player: So I just put D.A.D. in my deck...
Other person: WTH you have your dad in your deck fail

by Voice3 January 26, 2011

D.A.D

Done A Donny

D.A.D. To Leave the office Embarrassingly early every day of the week

by Ovis October 20, 2008

D.A.D

deep anal devistation

when a large penis rips apart someones anus.

oi bitch! get back in the kitchen now! fucking wait till tonight you'll be fucked!

(becasue of D.A.D)

by tomatoil November 19, 2007

D.A.D

Dad is an acronym meaning dead and decomposing

Dude 1 : Broo , have you seen that tiktok Ive sent you

Dude 2 : yeah bro, got me D.A.D

by joegh22 February 17, 2022