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D-money

A young french boy that looks remarkably like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House who is obsessed with marijuana and masturbating.
D-money went to bed at three in the morning and woke up at seven in the afternoon.
by Light Year April 22, 2009
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A man who is a geography God. Capable of explaining plate tectonics for hours on end and is superior to any human ever lived. He travels to Costa Rica and tells many legends about the concrete slide.
Me - D-Money, I'm going to California tomorrow.
D-Money - Thats Awesome
by Gazebz January 12, 2008
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D-money is my wife’s Sista, nickname for a homies Sista.
by Liloilo February 9, 2019
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d-money is a music producer and a rapper, known for smoking 3 packs a day. He became famous after releasing his smoke diet of 3 packs a day, he appeared on multiple late night shows like Jimmy Fallon show and The Late Late show with James Corden. He started producing music and rapping after millions of fans pushed him into the music industry!
Guy1: We out here smokin' 3 packs a day just like the king himself
Guy2: That's true dawg, d-money is the mafuckin king
Guy1: That's why i'm on the D-money smoke diet, 60 darts a day bro
Guy2: Holy Shit dawg imma need to get into that diet, sounds like a good time
by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020
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d-money smoke diet

A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020
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Canadian Money'd

To lose control of yourself by way of drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol, shot after shot perhaps one may say. In such loss of control, one wakes up not remembering what just took place the last 6 hours of their life, startled in the back of a random empty Chrysler 300, with Canadian money in their pocket.
After a long wedding weekend, a man named Brett stumbled home walking to the other side of the dirty Black River. This was after pacing 100 yds back and forth 6 or 7 different times, and finally choosing the right direction to start walking in. All the while praising God his bum did not feel violated. Brett may have traveled to Canada, we or he will never know, but at least he got home in one piece. Ex: Brett was Canadian Money'd last night. Or; You're so Canadian Money right now you don't even know it. Or; I was so Canadian Money'd. Also; I was rich with Canadian Money last night.
by The Cottage Life August 24, 2009
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