dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

by John March 6, 2003

dirtstar

dirtstar- the way an asshole makes a little dirty "star" when "puckered up".

"get your cat's dirtstar out of my face, plz."

by Crowe Basalt April 13, 2005

Dirtst

Unfair and dirty. Or just really dirty. Like, if somehow you manage to trip on your front steps and break every bone in your body. This would be considered dirtst. Dirtst is also a good word to use when describing someones personal hygiene habits.

Greg: So then, Tim trips and breaks every bone in his body
Kyle: Thats dirtst.
Joey: I'll say.
Will: Does he still have that "Stone Cold"?

Josh Bickle hygiene is comparable to dirtst.

by Joseph Temprile November 23, 2006

DRTTT

Dead Right There, There and There. Used by EMTs as a modification of the acronym DRT. Suitable for trauma extensive enough that you need to walk around the scene and collect the patient. Most routinely used at scenes of particularly nasty motor vehicle accidents in which patient is ejected from vehicle.

It is customary to indicate the direction of the T's during use by pointing.

EMT A: Sooo.....I don't see a patient.
EMT B: He wasn't wearing his seat belt. DRTTT.
EMT A: Oh, Hamburger helper. I'll walk...

by Kotetsu131 June 11, 2009

dirtstainedhoody

a very talented and creative artist and tiktoker!

1: have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! that really awesome and cool tiktoker?

1: yep, thats them! :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

Dirtytuesday

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

by deldelbrig August 8, 2009