Cranialrectalectomy

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010

Cyanide and Happiness

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

by dtrix May 10, 2010

cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Arcade Craniacs

A channel which, at first glance seems like a generic 3AM clickbait channel. When in reality the clickbait videos are made to be stupid and are parodies of 3AM videos. Most of the channel revolves around Chuck E. Cheese, with videos such as

“ATTACKED BY CHUCK E. CHEESE!! 5 KIDS MISSING AT CHUCK E. CHEESE ARCADE!?”and
“ORDERING CHUCK E. CHEESE POTION FROM THE DARK WEB AT 3AM!! (SCARY)”
In the videos, Edward (the owner of the channel) acts very ecstatic to parody 3AM youtubers.

AC: “HEY GUYS IT’S ARCADE CRANIACS AND TODAY GUYS WE ORDERED A CHUCK E CHEESE POTION FRON THE DARK WEB OKAY GUYS AND I’M GOING TO DRINK IT!!”

by TheBigPayday June 29, 2021

Cyanide

Smells like almonds. Has the aftertaste of death.

Cyanide: a salt or ester of hydrocyanic acid, containing the anion CN− or the group —CN. The salts are generally extremely toxic.
what a suburban wife would kill her husband with

by Putin's girlfriend February 19, 2015

Cranioanalectomy

Surgical removal of ones head from their ass. This outpatient procedure can help improve ones general view of reality if done before the condition becomes permanent.

He had his head up his ass so long his outlook had become crappy, then his wife read about a miracle cure for the condition know as the Cranioanalectomy.

by Pappy11x4 December 31, 2016

New Millenium Cyanide Christ

A kickass song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.

Duuude you should listen to Meshuggah's New Millenium Cyanide Christ. Epic song.

by FuckedUpDrummer July 1, 2016