cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living

my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!

by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Custodian

A fucking janitor you walnuts

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg

by Walnutman May 29, 2018

custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

Custodian

When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.

Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?

Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.

by Kinggampo August 1, 2020