Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Sannse Cushway

The psychopathic tyrant of the illegal worthless almost-bankrupt site called Wikia/FANDOM.

Sannse Cushway likes to global block absolutely innocent people. This is because of her biased leftist views.

by y = mx + b October 21, 2021

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Peter Cushing

Damned great actor. Starred in the best of the Hammer movies in the fifties and sixties.

Peter Cushing was a great Baron Frankenstein

by geinman October 25, 2012

ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Custard eyes

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019