stop fucking cursing

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word

A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

by Dr. Curious January 24, 2011

cirwin

(Pronounced Sir-win)
-Noun/Verb

A person or the act of ejaculating on other peoples belongings without permission, while viewing the act of transvestite adult content (i.e porn). The act usually leaves a tell tale sign of sex lube or hand lotion.

Dude, you totally cirwined on his monitor last night

That guy is such a cirwin

by Something Aweful November 10, 2006

curving

Turning someone down

Nahhh bruh she's curving every nigga who talk to her

by Papapapapapa January 1, 2014

Toes Curling

The way peoples toes curl during sex, especially during orgasm.

I sure would like to see her Toes Curling.

by Sandybchs December 7, 2006

Carwinism

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

by Audini July 3, 2009

Curbinout

The new way of getting food on a Saturday night during the Covid pandemic. Restaurant restrictions cause restaurants to leave food curbside, have people limitations inside, and put up tents in a parking lot so people can get their grub on outside.

"Hey hun let's get some Cheng Du tonight."
"Oh are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout let's call ahead and grab it curbside."

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 11, 2021

Bar Curling

Bar Curling is a game much like regular curling. It is done on the top of a bar with two glass bottles. It originated at a local fraternity many years ago at Michigan Tech in Houghton, Michigan. Beta Sigma Theta are the founders of this incredible sport. Its played in teams of two. The two people take turns throwing the empty glass beer bottles towards the other end of the bar when the other team is waiting to catch them. There are 4 different points (Drinks, there are 12 in one cup of beer no matter size) that you can score. A slam is thrown when the bottle is hanging over the edge of the bar. The points 1,3 and 6 can also be thrown by landing in the zone for the points noted by lines on the bar top. This game will get you shit-faced if played right. It has been imitated but will never be duplicated.

"Bar Curling" Its my turn to throw. I get to slide the beer bottles down the freshly waxed bar towards my opponents and it stops and is hanging over the bar. They flip the bottle over and slam their beer. They can't throw until they have drank for the points I threw.

by mtu March 26, 2009