Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

by goyankees April 10, 2005

Curt Schilling

Giving someone a bloody pink sock

I heard Jim was so rough on Amy that he gave her a Curt Schilling

by bigdog23 April 15, 2009

Curt Schilling

Pussy
Suffering from ADD

Curt Schilling licks butt cracks.

by Anonymous February 18, 2005

Curt Schilling

Right handed starting pitcher for the BoSox. Throws a great fastball and a great slider. He has heat and he gets a lot of strikeouts. He probably would have started the 2004 All-Star game, but he decided not to play. He is one of the 2 aces on the BoSox in 2004.

Curt Schilling has 15 punchados.
Curt Schilling struck him out with the slider.
Curt Schilling beat the Yankees.
Curt Schilling is super cool.

by parliment July 24, 2004

Curt Schilling

Pitcher for the Red Sox. Beat the Yankees with one leg in the 2004 ALCS and lead the Red Sox to their first championship since 1918.

-Curt Schilling is super cool
-Not as cool as Lou Merloni

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

Curt Schilling

The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.

Despite having a bad ankle Curt Schilling helped the Red Sox make one of the best comebacks ever!

by Budd April 11, 2005

Curt Schilling

The man who has become my love interest!

My loins burn for Curt.

by dddd dd April 13, 2005