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curkie

a person who jerks off so much he rips/tears his penis skin off or bruises his penis.
Angus is a curkie
by iLOVErednecks November 6, 2018
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curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.
by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011
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Toes Curling

The way peoples toes curl during sex, especially during orgasm.
I sure would like to see her Toes Curling.
by Sandybchs December 7, 2006
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Carlie

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards their inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with a Carlie hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Oh gosh, she's such a Carlie.
by youngmoney$ April 24, 2009
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crotch curlies

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.
by dainuoti December 15, 2013
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no worries beef curries

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.
sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.
by Bu La'ia Love January 23, 2018
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Bar Curling

Bar Curling is a game much like regular curling. It is done on the top of a bar with two glass bottles. It originated at a local fraternity many years ago at Michigan Tech in Houghton, Michigan. Beta Sigma Theta are the founders of this incredible sport. Its played in teams of two. The two people take turns throwing the empty glass beer bottles towards the other end of the bar when the other team is waiting to catch them. There are 4 different points (Drinks, there are 12 in one cup of beer no matter size) that you can score. A slam is thrown when the bottle is hanging over the edge of the bar. The points 1,3 and 6 can also be thrown by landing in the zone for the points noted by lines on the bar top. This game will get you shit-faced if played right. It has been imitated but will never be duplicated.
"Bar Curling" Its my turn to throw. I get to slide the beer bottles down the freshly waxed bar towards my opponents and it stops and is hanging over the bar. They flip the bottle over and slam their beer. They can't throw until they have drank for the points I threw.
by mtu March 26, 2009
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