cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

cuntsnatcher

Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.

Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.

Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

Catscratch

The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.

Oh, my look at that catscratch go. She is on a rampage today.

by mergica April 30, 2013

catscratch

when somebody moves like a robot, but instead their hands form cat claws

man becky was totally catscratching the dance floor at that punk show last night...

by SweetSt January 3, 2011

Catscratch

Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.

Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!

by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018

conscratchulations

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.

Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019

CatScratch Aesthetic

The CatScratch Aesthetic is someone who hurts themselves but not enough to make it look like they did it, basically they make it look like a cat or other thing hurt them so they don't get caught the aesthetic consists of selfharm/cats/bright colors/scenecore/alt/animal plushies/pets/messy and thats that.

person 1: Look at that girl did she get scratched by her cat?

person 2: im not sure... maybe shes into CatScratch Aesthetic

by Juiceboxfilledwithpiss September 6, 2020