Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

Cuntscag

A dirty person who smells like an infected cunt

That cuntscag has not washed her sheets in six months, and she has sex at least two times a day.

by Cuddle Pony January 13, 2010

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

Cuntsap

The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.

Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro

by HawkenIV August 9, 2013

cuntcap

The U.S. Army Class "A" hat or "Overseas hat" pre beret was commonly referred to as the "cunt cap" or "cuntcap".

Soldiers graduating from basic training wear cuntcaps when in Class "a" uniforms before they get to their units. The hat is shaped like a "cunt"

by Donald Lee January 1, 2007

raspberry cuntcake

A very polite way of letting people your on your period.

guy: want to have sex?
girl: no unless you want some of my raspberry cuntcake.

SUCK MY RASPBERRY CUNTCAKE. :

by dessykins April 15, 2008