cuntitten

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.

"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."

by mistercock September 21, 2009

contrition

Grief of heart for sin.

His everpresent contrition formed his original opinion.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.

Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.

by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.

Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntitioner

Offensive, noun. Operator of cunts (vaginas, female genitalia).

That Dan is a right Cuntitioner!

by kertova December 16, 2010

Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015

Countretto

Adj. Slang term for when someone has both a country and ghetto vernacular.

"Did you hear Phil talking? That boy is so countretto!"

by BetnarNyx September 16, 2017