cuntlicious

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick

I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.

by muffdiverking April 13, 2014

cuntliment

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

by Mel R August 12, 2016

cuntilicious

Contrary to popular opinion, this delightful term is used to describe food and/or drink items that are so good they remind you of sex.

"This spaghetti is cuntilicious."

by Blaq October 10, 2003

cuntpliment

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.

"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."

by rleclair February 12, 2009

cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009

cuntlicker

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.

That cuntlicker just cut me off!

by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntlicker

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.

A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.

by Nico Naco May 1, 2004