Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

contourtionism

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor

Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!

by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017

cuntor

n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)

"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"

by Dacarlo April 8, 2004

Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

cuntburgers

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.

I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!

by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011