cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

cuntblower

A mean selfish person, similar to asshole

Stop being such a cuntblower and give me a ride Sam!

by Colin Suehler February 21, 2007

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

cantolope

cool swagy

u are a cantolope

by binaries January 2, 2015

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

cunteloupe

Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."

by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010