cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"Look at that cum rag cunt cheese bitch"

"Damn that cottage cheese thighs bitch must have some major cunt cheese"

by Jojo's June 1, 2007

cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

chantal gravelle has lots of cunt cheese

by disowned June 14, 2010

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Cunt Cheese

White cottage cheese looking material caused from yeast fermenting inside vagina that is easily dislodged and can cover a penis during sexual intercourse. It can be odorless/tasteless but it also may have opposite characteristics.

Don't worry about it baby, cunt cheese isn't a big deal it happens. I'll just wash it off and be right back to wipe you down.

by Flaplaya September 26, 2019

catcheesecake

Any Variety of cheesecake, preferably shop-bought, that is eaten by two individuals at opposite ends of the same oom by tossing it back and forth to one another, catching it and then eating a small section. A fusion of the words catch and cheesecake. Commonly mistaken for CatCheesecake, a popular Korean confection.

Hey man, pass the catcheesecake!!!

Shit dude, you hit the fan with the catcheesecake!!

You've never eaten catcheesecake?? break out the tarpaulin!

by Gorillabits May 8, 2012