Cum Tree

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.

Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...

by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

cumreen

someone who thinks they are by everyone, when in reality, no one likes them. they are also not funny, and are not popular. they do not have a booty and most likely have some sort of birth defect.

that girl's lazy eye is freaking me out !

i know, she's such a cumreen

by stalinfarts October 25, 2019

Cuntree

Mispronounce of country

This is a great cuntree

by Jackerlee March 27, 2017

Cuntree

A tree with a hole that looks like a cunt.

Look at that cuntree over there!

by mike1979 May 22, 2005

cuntreegirl

a polite way of saying shes a cunt

man you sure are a cuntreegirl

by Brandimdukes17 June 10, 2017

Cumteen

When your girl leaves you blue balled, so you get back at her by bustin a nut in her canteen

Me and my girl were messin around last night and in the middle of it she wanted to stop..i said fuck that so i gave her the cumteen.

by yaboy8619 February 3, 2010

cuntree

A pussy willow tree. From an old piece of graffiti written in a public restroom: Country/Cuntree/Pussy plant/Fertilize!

Look at the buds on that cuntree over there. Looks like pussy hair!

by pentozali August 28, 2006