The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

cumshot

The number one cause of blindness in females ages 13-40.

She was blinded by the hot cumshot.

by Da Nut Slinga August 27, 2003

Cumshot

A bar drink.

To make, the bartender treats the customer to a front row show of him jerking off into a shot glass. Typically served with a side of tequila.

Let's get to the bar quick before they run out of cumshots!

by ShelBB October 7, 2020

Suicidal Cumshot

The act of a female giving a male a handjob, and at the conclusion, the male cums on his own face

Jamie was giving Eric a handjob and his ejaculation hit him in the face causing a Suicidal Cumshot.

by Jamaal112398801 November 16, 2013

cumshot

your penis turns into a water gun and you prepare it by reloading pp, and shoots white stuff or some shit idk

my bf just cumshot in me and it tasted like apple juice

by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021

lil cumshot

a famous rapper who is has put other rappers like drake to shame, also known for his hairstyle being pure solid cum. he is also rumored to be behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

yo lil cumshot's new album 'semen demon ' just dropped and its fire!!!

by abit too black person September 14, 2023

cumshot

when your having sex and white stuff cums out ur dick

Wow! U have a far cumshot

by yourbestfriendsgirl June 13, 2018