cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

cumilyoo

Involving yourself or others in sexual cantact

I want him to cumilyoo me

by The bru-a saurus book of learn February 15, 2018

Cumplicated

Occurring when a relationship finally involves jizz but hasn’t yet been firmly established, by onlookers, or by participants, as “a thing”. Nothing’s official, except the orgasms.

Jenny and Matt did the dirty, but they hadn’t yet gone public. Things were cumplicated.

by Henryharlem October 29, 2020

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Cumplé

On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".

Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)

by Y.A.K December 11, 2010