Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.

Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.

by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005