Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

cumcoction

Any drink or beverage with cum as an ingredient. (i.e. coke with cum, jagermeister with cum, kool-aid with cum, orange juice with cum, vodka with cum, 7up with cum, mocha frap with cum, water with cum, boba with cum, hot cocoa with cum, cum with cum)

"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face! Sooooo sticky."

by biqboiz November 14, 2016

comportion

When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is nothing else to do but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Liliicrop February 12, 2010

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

spontaneous cumbustion

Cumming without being aroused and with no sexual provocation.

As the airplane took off, Bob spontaneously cumbusted.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

cummotion

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.

It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".

by QuacksO March 25, 2019