Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

cumberbum

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.

I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!

by Leila M. April 19, 2007

clumberbuster

this is when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

my interview was such a clumberbuster

by #catlover June 14, 2016

cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

Clumberbus

A bus that you initially thought might be awesome. Only to find out later it was filled with balls and broken dreams.

Hey Sambone did you have fun on the clumberbus?

Nah man turns out it was full of balls and sadness!

by The twisted philosopher January 21, 2017

Cumberbutt

The mystical buns of the horse-faced Benedict Cumberbatch. They were shown nude in a film, and there are now countless gifs of the elusive "cumberbutt"

"Hey Bri, you like that cumberbutt?"

- "yeah, it's cumbersexy"

by Martin Orangeman May 28, 2013