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Cum Ball

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The act of inviting over four male friends, and ejaculating on a soccer ball. The one that cums last loses and gets pelted with the ball.
Bill lost his second Cum Ball tournament in a row.
by THREO May 29, 2011
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1. A white man with a shiny bald head.
2. A slaphead.
3. My former boss at Velindre.
Kev: Oi! CueBall! I’ve given up drinking booze and lost 50 lbs, now gis a better job.
Boss: Are you mental? I meant stop drinking that poncey bottled water and give me 50 quid.
by Huw_Jarce November 10, 2005
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A sexual act wherein a gentleman receives oral sex from a lady, whilst he is standing and she is kneeling before him. Throughout the act of fellatio, the gentleman shaves the hair off the head of the lady (electric clippers preferred, but not mandatory) until she is bald. When reaching climax, the gentleman then ejaculates onto the head of the lady, in as even a distribution as possible.
"You know that girl from accounting that's been wearing a hat all week? She doesn't have cancer, dude. I just gave her a Devil's Cueball last weekend."
by TankChronic February 22, 2023
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Ya see that bald-headed white dude?

Ya, i saw that cueball
by Antonio November 16, 2002
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cumbalaya

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A mixture of cum and vaginal fluid that a man consumes when he ejaculates into a woman's vagina and then immediately eats her out.
Joe enjoys a healthy serving of cumbalaya from Jane's sweet pussy.
by chiefcumbalaya April 17, 2014
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cum ball machine

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Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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The act of the male busting on a female's back then proceeding to rub his nuts in it. The male then proceeds to 'deep fry' his balls in the females mouth
Tommy: "Dude I heard you and Merideth had a little circus fun last night Joe"
Joe: "Yeah man, her favorite circus treat..deep fried cumballs"
by FreakoSuave July 13, 2010
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