Cuke

A smaller version of a penis

I would appreciate it if next time I pass out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Cuke

a good ol’ regular cucumber

Hold up, I think I’m going to get some cukes from the dining hall before I leave.

by pizzajona December 17, 2019

cuked

Past pissed drunk and all around fucked

“Guy’s wicked cuked in the corner there”
“We gettin dumbshit cuked tonight boys...”

by Snutsbigtilties December 20, 2018

Cuke

A Cum Nuke, also known as cumming on a girls face.

I totally Cuked Megan last night.

by MURBER August 1, 2012

Cuke

good ol’ regular cucumber

Hold up, I think I’m going to get some cukes from the dining hall before I leave.

by pizzajona December 17, 2019

Cuke

When you vomit during or after oral sex and you have a mixture of cum and puke

I was really drunk last night,I was giving him head and when he came I cuked everywhere

by Ciara Cheshire February 2, 2020

Cuke Show

a show in which the performers shove cucumbers up their own asses as well as each others, in front of an audience. A Cuke Show is commonly performed by male strippers and is often used as an entertainment peice at Bar Mitzvahs.

Hey do you know what kind of entertainment they are having for Little Billy's Bar Mitzvah?
I think there's going to be a Cuke Show!
WTF is a that?!
Oh you'll see...

by bmon13 August 18, 2010