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Cuke

I would appreciate it if next time I pass out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead
by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015
mugGet the Cukemug.

Cuke

Hold up, I think I’m going to get some cukes from the dining hall before I leave.
by pizzajona December 17, 2019
mugGet the Cukemug.

cuked

Past pissed drunk and all around fucked
“Guy’s wicked cuked in the corner there”
“We gettin dumbshit cuked tonight boys...”
by Snutsbigtilties December 20, 2018
mugGet the cukedmug.

Cuke

A Cum Nuke, also known as cumming on a girls face.
by MURBER August 1, 2012
mugGet the Cukemug.

Cuke

Hold up, I think I’m going to get some cukes from the dining hall before I leave.
by pizzajona December 17, 2019
mugGet the Cukemug.

Cuke

When you vomit during or after oral sex and you have a mixture of cum and puke
I was really drunk last night,I was giving him head and when he came I cuked everywhere
by Ciara Cheshire February 2, 2020
mugGet the Cukemug.

Cuke Show

a show in which the performers shove cucumbers up their own asses as well as each others, in front of an audience. A Cuke Show is commonly performed by male strippers and is often used as an entertainment peice at Bar Mitzvahs.
Hey do you know what kind of entertainment they are having for Little Billy's Bar Mitzvah?
I think there's going to be a Cuke Show!
WTF is a that?!
Oh you'll see...
by bmon13 August 18, 2010
mugGet the Cuke Showmug.

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