A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.
by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008
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by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011
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A political person who resorts to name-calling and slanderous innuendo in order to make themselves look better at the expense of others. Most often used to describe disparaging
remarks made during the run-up to elections.
remarks made during the run-up to elections.
by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007
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Get the Cumslinger mug.1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005
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Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with
B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with
B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.
by James's Wood March 5, 2008
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by elrapist January 18, 2011
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