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cuckservative

An unconsciously liberal, emasculated "conservative" who, along with avowed liberals and disguised liberals (neoconservatives), derives his greatest pleasure from furiously cranking it in the corner while watching Paco, Jamal, and Abdul gang rape Lady Liberty.
As a Jack Kemp Republican and thus a pitiful virtue-signaling cuckservative desperate for the approval of both avowed and disguised liberals, Congressman Paul Ryan lusts for "comprehensive immigration reform"; that is, for giving amnesty to millions upon millions of third-worlders at the expense of actual Americans.
by Alphonsus Jr. March 31, 2017
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crackteria

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
by devestment October 10, 2009
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Cuckservative

A term emerging from Twitter that describes ostensibly American Conservative politicians who engage in anti-conservative politics, such as amnesty, an anti-nationalistic promotion of Israel, acquiescence to social liberalism, that make one suspect they secretly enjoy capitulating over and over again to their supposed political rivals.
"John McCain's for open borders!"

"What a cuckservative!"
by AnonymooseRex August 26, 2015
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cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.
Harry is a cockaterian.
by my name is name January 28, 2010
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cuckservative

A neoliberal who pretends to be conservative to avoid being disowned by family members, despite being overtly liberal. A majority happen to be in the Republican or Independent Party
Examples of a cuckservative: Taylor Swift, Paul Ryan, Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, Spencer Hosking, Milo Yiannopoulos, Ben Shapiro, Chick-fil-A supporters
by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019
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Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.
Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"
by heyitshank January 7, 2011
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Cockerian

A resident of Cockerton in the North of England
Wow look its a cockerian.
by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021
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