A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.
Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:
1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:
1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."
by semipunk93 April 23, 2011
The dimly lit area in the rear of "adult" bookstores which has, usually, several narrow hallways, and rows of small rooms (or cubicles). Each cubicle contains an X-rated video, and often times, also has a strategically placed hole in the wall (see "glory hole") so that there can be some personal contact between the patrons of adjoining rooms.
I paid the man at the front counter the $7, and proceeded to the viewing area. Once inside, I saw a few men loitering in the hallway. I entered one of the cubicles, and hoped that one of the men would enter the cubicle next to me.
by david 269 March 19, 2006
Rare disease first diagnosed by doctors in the 1980’s. Symptoms: paranoid twitches and shoulder bruises from being snuck up on and tapped while sitting the cubicle. Only 24 known cases to date have been diagnosed.
That poor guy must have cubicleitis...look at his twitching...looks scared to death. Can't be a healthy work environment in that cubicle.
by nrdf May 05, 2009
A sex position involving 4 people of any gender. The four lay down in a square shape, and proceed to pleasure each other orally, while they are stimulated by another. The 4 people laying in a box shape resembles the walls of a cubicle, hence the name.
by omglazergun March 16, 2008
Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys
An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
n. pl. cubicle monkeys
An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.
by W. Elliott April 05, 2006
When a guy and girl make out and/or have sex in a public toilet cubicle, especially after eyeing each other out in a club and pub. Rauchy and hot!
by filthburger December 09, 2011