crusty

(Of knowledge or a skill) impaired by lack of very recent practice, typically between 24 hours and a length of time shorter than being rusty.

The gamer was a bit crusty after not having played for an entire day.

by ISterlingArcher September 15, 2019

crusty

To place a bare ass, in an unsuspecting persons face and farting.

Dat splatter on T-bones face is from a crusty, Dogg!
Fo shizzel my nizzel krizzle drizzle!

by Bang'n September 13, 2005

crusty

When you just wake up and you're about to show the world your natural beauty. It's when you full on have crust in you eyes or the white crusty stuff on your lips and you basically look like a hot mess.

Amy, I'm soooo crusty on campus right now. Wearing the sweats and the greasy hair, I truly can't get crustier than this!

by jblooo February 20, 2014

crusty

A group of 4 or more bums.

I got hit up by an entire crusty of bums. Now I'm broke and out of cigarettes. Next time I'll avoid the crusty.

by junethug December 31, 2009

crusty

the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust

Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty

by ayquela February 26, 2014

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness

That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!

by Rendezvous With Jesus January 03, 2009

crusty

a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.

Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.

"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"

by crustness monster May 18, 2010