Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

crustatious

Someone who is crusty, & complete trash.

Wow look shes so crustatious!

by yummyyamica October 5, 2016

camp cretaceous

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

cretaceous

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

by Feke September 15, 2007

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

crustacious

(adj) A term used to describe something that is displeasing to the senses.

Jack stuffed a dozen oysters up his Granny's cunt and sucked out 13... how CRUSTACIOUS!

by ALTOIDZboi April 2, 2004

crustatious pussy

The action of having a crusty pussy

Eww that pussy stank last night that girl in the club had a Crustatious pussy like wooooooo nigga that shut stanky

by Pussy destroyer dude 666 June 9, 2017